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Heard on the street:

*”I took a double fist to my mouth in Munich.”
—One Metro passenger to another on the Yellow Line

*”Tony Montana! Gimme a quarter to pull up my bootstrap!”
—Panhandler outside 7-11 on Rhode Island Avenue in Shaw

“It’s not like he’d tell us if he did have something hazardous in there. There could be two explosives in there.”
—Union Station Post Office clerk

Franklin Schneider