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Debate over (and live-blog too), I have one message for the “undecided voters” of America:

Are you serious? Make up your fucking minds! I can’t stand another month of this nonsense. If you haven’t picked a candidate yet, you’re just being difficult. I bet half of you are just playing hard to get in the hopes that you’ll find your precious undecided fingertips in the tender embrace of Barack Obama’s warm, proto-Presidential hands somewhere along the campaign trail. I am totally over you jokers.

UPDATE: Get The Sexist’s take on women’s issues in the debate here.