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Think you have what it takes to be an abused reality contestant on a show no one really watches? Well, D.C. chefs who are older than 21 and missed the tryout for The Next Food Network Star, you are in luck.

Hell’s Kitchen is having a casting call Monday, Oct. 20, at the Hard Rock Cafe (home of great chefs in at least 45 cities in North America), from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. We’d wish you luck but, really, why would you want it?