Who am I kidding?

When I clicked through the link in the press release from Integrity Toys (the name of which reminds me of Tim and Eric’s Dadaist Cinco brand) I saw that the new Katy Perry doll had sold out, and that fans of miniaturized, bi-curious pop stars will have to add their names to a waiting list (the Integrity Toys Katy Perry GPS Anklet hasn’t sold quite as well).

I’m debating putting my name on the waiting list for the doll, if only so that I can walk around in a few weeks mumble-singing “I kissed a doll and I liked it.”

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