This Friday, the 7th District police station will turn itself into a haunted house. Congress Heights on the Rise has the scoop. This is allegedly for children (of all ages). I don’t know about you but I have real low expectations for this. Police see bad stuff all the time. Are they really gonna want to make their police station all that scary? The one thing 7D has going for it is its incredibly ugly purple building.

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