…The Corner’s John Derbyshire:
Now here’s a subversive little thought about that Khalidi tape that the Los Angeles Times is guarding like a cargo of plutonium.
- Item: The Los Angeles Times is owned by the Tribune Co.
- Item: The Tribune Co. is based in Chicago.
- Item: “In 2008, Tribune is struggling under a $13 billion debt load, much of it incurred in taking the company private in 2007, and from plummeting advertising income at its newspapers.” (Wikipedia. A business friend tells me the current figure is actually $14.7 billion.)
- Item: Tribune Chairman and CEO Sam Zell is a major Republican donor. Why would he not want his paper to release the Khalidi tape?
- Item: The federal government is sitting on a bailout fund of $700 billion.
- Item: It’s not likely the Treasury can disburse more than one or two hundred billion of that before the next administration comes in.
- Item: The next administration will therefore have at least half a trillion greenies to hand out to anyone it deems worthy of being bailed out. Anyone — there are no hard and fast rules.
- Item: 14.7 billion is a very small proportion — less than three percent — of half a trillion.
Which of course it is. Perfectly ridiculous. Utterly, impossibly ridiculous. Preposterous. Totally preposterous … (Rinse and repeat.)
When Sam Zell’s office was called and asked about this (by a friend of mine who requests deep anonymity), they said the thought was ridiculous.
John Derbyshire: cuckoo for conspiracy—any conspiracy—that will aid Republicans in painlessly rationalizing next week’s loss. (What else do the poor saps have?) I think I’d take up smack if I had to wear the scarlet “R” after Nov. 4.
Erik Wemple nailed shut this bullshit-laden coffin earlier today.