Dear D.C. Republicans,

Washington City Paper wants to spend some time with you on election night. Throwing a party? We want to schmooze. Listening to dirges? We want to hum along. Eating lots of food? We’ll gladly freeload.

What you get: attention. What we get: a sense of satisfaction for having covered both sides.

Email me with your election day whereabouts at mriggs@washcp.com or text me at (407) 962-7043.

And D.C. Republicans—do it soon.

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