Dear D.C. Republicans,
Washington City Paper wants to spend some time with you on election night. Throwing a party? We want to schmooze. Listening to dirges? We want to hum along. Eating lots of food? We’ll gladly freeload.
What you get: attention. What we get: a sense of satisfaction for having covered both sides.
Email me with your election day whereabouts at firstname.lastname@example.org or text me at (407) 962-7043.
And D.C. Republicans—do it soon.