City Paper is not for tourists
Most film geeks will already have seen most of the movies whose endings these two dudes reveal — or, in the case of the romcoms, probably wouldn’t sit through them even if they got paid. (Note to those who use that expression: Getting paid doesn’t make cinematic dreck any less painful.)
But be warned that they might spoil a movie you may actually care about.
I especially liked the Rocky and Meg Ryan runs. (Not so much the Heath Ledger joke — too soon for me, even nearly a year later.)
“Why the HELL are there remakes?” Enjoy…