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From the streets:

“DId you just say it sent chili down your spine?”
—girl on phone, 16th Street NW

“Don’t touch my mouth!”
—one guy to another, Adams Morgan

“Fuck you like a unicorn!”
—shouted at me as I rode my bike down R Street between 9th and 10th

blond woman: “Have either of you guys been to Vegas?”
bald guy: “Yeah, my wife and I went for our anniversary.”
older woman: “Sin city!”
blond woman: “Did you like it?”
bald guy: “Yeah, it was great. We’re going back next spring.”
older woman: “Sin city!”
blond woman: “Huh. Cuz I’m thinking of going there maybe.”
bald guy: “You should totally go. It’s great.”
older woman: “Sin city!”
-people on treadmills at the gym

Franklin Schneider