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Hope you all had pleasant Thanksgivings, readers. Here are some tasty tidbits from today’s news:

Mumbai (India) is a disaster.

-Ever been Rick-Rolled? (It’s terrible—google it with caution). Andrew Sullivan has a way for you to enjoy the Rick without the Roll.

The Washington Post has the latest on the Chevy Chase killings. (Insert deserved cynicism here over the efficiency with which the cops are solving the murders of two old, white, rich folk—while shrugging their shoulders over various shootings and deaths in the ghettos.)

-Writing in the Washington Times, Ziad Asali asserts post-election that “Racism, the 800-pound gorilla in the American living room, has shrunk and is now no bigger than a jackass.” Whew, glad that’s over with!