Now that the Britney Spears of national elections has gone back to Wasilla, we as a culture are back on the real thing. And she knows it. And she’s coming to Verizon Center March 24 (via the Examiner).

I admit to sitting through most of Britney’s MTV docudrama this week (brought to you commercial-free and sponsored, oddly enough, by Curious, Britney’s perfume). As it turns out, Britney unplugged and shilling herself by showing us how tortured she is to shill herself: not all that fascinating. However, Britney, the embodiment of grits-eating Barbies? Totally somewhat interesting. Tickets pre-fee go from $39.50 to $128. Who’s going?