Worst. Movie. Ever.

To those who wasted their time and money on this ludicrous bore, I’m sorry I couldn’t warn you sooner.

And to those who still think the latest from Frank Miller might be worth a peek, trust me: Unless you happen to be tripping your brains out, the visuals can’t save the tedium.

Scarlett Johannson will rue the day she agreed to call someone a “fart” on film. (Oh yes she did.)

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Stay the fuck away!