Worst. Movie. Ever.
To those who wasted their time and money on this ludicrous bore, I’m sorry I couldn’t warn you sooner.
And to those who still think the latest from Frank Miller might be worth a peek, trust me: Unless you happen to be tripping your brains out, the visuals can’t save the tedium.
Scarlett Johannson will rue the day she agreed to call someone a “fart” on film. (Oh yes she did.)