DC.gov posted its want ad today seeking inaugural volunteers. You didn’t get to dine with Obama at Ben’s? You didn’t get to shoot hoops with the president-elect? Well. Here’s third prize:

“Be a part of history and serve as a volunteer for Inauguration 2009. In welcoming guests to Washington, DC many volunteers will be utilized for numerous duties around the city. You can help by volunteering for a shift between Saturday, January 17 and Tuesday, January 20 (with the majority of volunteer assignments occurring on Tuesday, January 20).”