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Jule Banville reports from the We Are One concert. She is bored. Her husband has heard that Obama is going to arrive, part the Reflecting Pool, then walk on the water. Jule sees a dude walking around with Michelle and Barack action figures. She reports spontaneous line-dancing, among other disturbing developments. Says it’s getting crowded and she’s determined to defend her spot.