Harris Teeter on Kalorama Road NW is abound with Inaugural Hail Marys™ today—Obama hot sauce, 312 beer brought in all the way from Chicago for people who wanna do this thing RIGHT. But the best flailing is at the front of the store, where some enterprising floral department member has written “Obama #44!!” and “Barack Obama ‘Change We Can Believe In'” on some star-shaped balloons. I will go back on Wednesday to see if they’re still there. The Popeyes near my house is still offering Inauguration Day turkey, btw.