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Getting shut out from actually seeing the swearing-in had its privileges. Well, privilege: I had retail row of inauguration swag on F Street NW pretty much to myself.

I got caught up in the moment. Hell, for today at least, I’m ready to believe the guy deserves an action figure.

Only a superhero could attract so many people to one place at one time.

I paid $15 for the doll.