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Paramount has started asking press for feedback on its trailers. (Apparently, studio heads didn’t think that having publicists ambush critics after screenings for an immediate reaction wasn’t irritating enough.)

So I thought, Why just give them my humble opinion when I can pester readers for theirs? Here’s the red-band trailer for I Love You, Man, a bromance starring Paul Rudd and Jason Segel out March 20.

(My favorite line: “You don’t want to get another tongue-fucking at the valet stand.”)