Well, not quite yet. But PRNewswire reports that the first 3D adult film will be released this March, its technology compatible with the same glasses that will be required to enjoy the effects of the 3D commercials to be broadcast during the Super Bowl.

The name of the movie is Tommy Gunn’s Cummin’ at You!, and you can sample its “hot adult action” at cummingatyou.com.

I tried watching the teaser trailer using the RealD glasses I kept from Coraline and My Bloody Valentine, but alas, I never felt as if I were about to get a nipple in the eye.

Regardless, I imagine the novelty lasting about as long as most people actually spend watching a porno. Isn’t the genre usually pretty, um, interactive as it is?

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