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Michael Wilbon answered yesterday’s Sally Jenkinscolumn that made light of the Michael Phelps scandal.

Wilbon’s piece attempts to slam the bong-sucking swimmer.

Wilbon’s been the hardest-working superstar in sports newspapering for a while now. But if his latest column were a Goofus and Gallant panel, Wilbon would own the Goofus role the way Olivier did Hamlet.

Wilbon compares pot smokers to dog killers and stop-sign running drunks.

Even with the occasional caveats Wilbon throws into his paragraphs, his argument is beyond laughable. Given Wilbon’s profile and credibility, his argument’s downright dangerous, since it’s based on the same insincerity and/or stupidity that allows SWAT teams to go unpunished for terrorizing innocent families.