With the Washington Post now soliciting sources via Craigslist, we’d hate to be late to the party.

With this in mind, and in the spirit of UGC, I’m putting out a call for factoids/tirades/anecdotes relating to public urination in and around the District.

Ever been arrested? Ever spotted for a friend? Ever ratted someone out? Ever squirmed your way, bladder full of empathy, through a performance of Urinetown?

If any of the above applies to you, please email me. You’ll be richly rewarded, most likely in the form of a karmic exemption from kidney stones.

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