City Paper is not for tourists Find out why Our free newsletters gives locals the information they need every week day around noon and we recommend things for you to do twice a week. Success! We'll see you in your inbox. Whoops! There was an error and we couldn't process your subscription. Please reload the page and try again. Processing… I'm not interested I mean, I appreciate the thought, but wouldn’t that really cramp one’s style? UPDATE: And what’s with the typo up top (SAIL [sic])? Perhaps the perma-erection serves as one’s mast?