Dan Steinberg‘s been reporting on the Nationals’ spring training since Tuesday. He’s covered the crap out of jerky use and off-market seafood purchases, haircuts (though no visuals on Bells’ new do yet), and how boring Viera, Fla. is (rather!). Accordingly, his Web traffic has plummeted, despite all his great photos of millionaires dressing funny. Give the man a click!

Adam “Nationals Moses” Dunn takes batting practice. Dunn’s walk-on music: Phil Collins. Soft rock, hard man. They call him the Big Donkey.

Hey, Matt Chico! Nice wetsuit!

Professional athlete Dmitri Young