City Paper is not for tourists
This is so stupid, I can hardly type:
Dan Snyder‘s pseudo-afloat theme park chain, Six Flags, a company already balls deep in debt — we’re talking BILLIONS OF DOLLARS of debt here — is apparently about to launch its own line of kiddie hair salons.
Snyder’s burgeoning debacle-within-a-debacle will be called Rollercoaster Cuts and its tag line will be “A Hair Razing Experience!”
Get it? Yeah, me too. Though “A Hair-Brained Idea!” is more what comes to mind here.
I’m stunned by the dumbassery. I’m cold and clammy as I type: Dan Snyder is opening up a chain of kiddie hair salons!
I mean, I’ve poked fun at Snyder’s boardroom chops in this space for years. But at least some of that was joking.
But Rollercoaster Cuts is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard come out of Redskins Park.
Sure, charging for training camp and banning pedestrians from walking into FedExField were dumb and dumber. And there have been tons of other decisions just as, um, hair-brained.
But next to the launch of Rollercoaster Cuts, those brainchildren now look like the cure for polio.
The only Rollercoaster Cuts outlet I can find any info on will allegedly open in Hartford, Conn., within the next few months.
Check out the Rollercoaster Cuts Web site and answer me this: Gotta be a hoax, right?
My butt is watering as I type: DAN SNYDER IS LAUNCHING A LINE OF KIDDIE HAIR SALONS!
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