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Which is surely what the quote whores will be saying when Anne Hathaway puts the pipes she showed off at the Academy Awards — as well as the angst she tried on in Rachel Getting Married — to good use playing Original Train Wreck Judy Garland in film and stage adaptations of Get Happy, a biography by Gerald Clarke.

The Weinstein Company will be producing both projects; no word on when either will bow.