That’s a direct pitch from MichelGondry.com, the Web site that shills DVDs, sketches, and, yes, toilet paper personalized by the Be Kind Rewind and future Green Hornet (!) director.

An order of 500 2-ply “Michel’s Notes From the Throne” offers doodles — the inked kind — and “random thoughts” by Gondry, and can be had for a mere $13.95 plus shipping.

I was thinking that a t-shirt at $17.95 would be a slightly — OK, remarkably — better deal, but those are designed by Gondry’s “talented son,” Paul.

Pass…let us know when you make a movie, Paul, and then maybe we’ll buy your merch!

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