That’s a direct pitch from, the Web site that shills DVDs, sketches, and, yes, toilet paper personalized by the Be Kind Rewind and future Green Hornet (!) director.

An order of 500 2-ply “Michel’s Notes From the Throne” offers doodles — the inked kind — and “random thoughts” by Gondry, and can be had for a mere $13.95 plus shipping.

I was thinking that a t-shirt at $17.95 would be a slightly — OK, remarkably — better deal, but those are designed by Gondry’s “talented son,” Paul.

Pass…let us know when you make a movie, Paul, and then maybe we’ll buy your merch!