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From a sign posted on the wall of Mixtec:

TO OUR WONDERFUL CUSTOMERS:

DURING THE LAST WEEKS WE HAVE EXPERIENCED TROUBLES WITH OUR CREDIT CARD TERMINAL. WE WILL TRY TO RUN YOUR CARD, BUT ARE ALSO ACCEPTING CASH & CHECKS (WEDDING & ENGAGEMENT RINGS—AND SEXY UNDERWEAR).

—PANCHO VILLA, MEXICAN BANDOLERO

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