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Or for at least the first two weeks. The new Avalon Theatre Cafe — a space formerly occupied by Ben & Jerry’s — will be serving the following wacky treats:

—ice cream in Andorian Ale and Vulcan Mocha flavors
—Rokeg Blood Pie
—Komar cookies
—Klingon Bloodwine
—Vulcan Raktajino
—Klingon Gagh
—Vulcan Plomeek Soup

Of course, recipes weren’t followed to a T: The gagh, for instance, does not actually contain serpent worms as called for. It’s just noodle salad. But all you role-players out there are free to pretend.