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This is rich. If you’re among the first 50 people to bring a “pink slip” or some other document that explains you were recently shitcanned, plus a resume, to a plastic surgery clinic in Pentagon Row this Friday, a licensed technician there will give you shots of Botox. Why?
“A study published in the journal of Dermatologic Surgery found that women who had undergone Botox® injections in their brows, foreheads and eye wrinkles accrued higher attractiveness scores—-a quality that lead researcher Steven Dayan says improves the first impressions people make when meeting a potential employer. Dayan…also posits that the confidence inspired by Botox® could give job–seekers a confidence boost and competitive edge in the interview process.”
The recently shitcanned are invited to Reveal, 1101 S. Joyce St., Suite B6, from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. along with recruiters looking for people desperate enough to think plumping up their worry lines will land them a job.
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