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The pending chaos at 2000 S St. NW is on the agenda for tomorrow’s ANC2B meeting at the JCC (16th and Q streets). Among topics up for discussion: How MTV’s washed-up reality show (really: Is there supposed to be life after Puck?) will reduce parking in front of the building from 12 spots to four. According to Community Matters DC, Commissioner Michael Feldstein also reports that “no parties will be allowed at the house, the number of residents in the house will be limited to eight or less, and that visitors to the house will be strictly controlled.”

A rep from the mayor’s office is skedded to come to the 7 p.m. meeting, presumably to explain how people will be “strictly controlled” in a private home.

An e-mail’s out to Feldstein to find out what else he knows, but isn’t it great that the local ANC is on it?

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