As he was heading off the air, I’m pretty sure I heard Dave Feldman at Fox-5 report last night that the Wizards are going to work out Stephon Marbury today.

Did anybody tell Abe Pollin?

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Lebron’s come and gone. But we only have to wait a week for the next celeb sports doc extravaganza: Luis Tiant will be at the E Street Cinema downtown on June 22 for red-carpet screening of “The Lost Son of Havana,” a film about the ex-Indian- Twin-Red Sock-Yankee-Pirate-Angel’s trip back to the Cuban capital, which is his Akron.

After the screening the movie’s producers will throw a bash across the street from the theater at the ESPN Zone. But don’t expect much. In the invitation the party’s organizers just sent out, they’re promising that: “Light refreshments will be served in accordance with House Ethics rules.”

House ethics used to lead to the wildest parties in town. Jack Abramoff mussed up everything.

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Sign of the times or the Times? Despite a big write-up in Sunday’s Washington Times, the Hoop Dreams Scholarship fund had to cancel its next big fundraising event for lack of interest.

Hoop Dreams has been a powerhouse on the DC charity and social scene for more than a decade. The organization was started in 1996 by former H.D. Woodson teacher and sleepless superhero Susie Kay, who began holding an annual outdoor basketball tournament to help her students get money for college.

Her cause took off, and before long, Kay, backed by Ted Leonsis, Ari Fleischer and scads of local pro athletes and federal lawmakers (including John McCain and Barack Obama), was divvying out grants to kids from schools all over the city. (Leonsis threw more than checks at the group, serving for years as a mentor to Kay’s kids.)

The organization now claims to have funded continuing education for more than 1,000 DC students.

The plan was to celebrate that milestone on June 25, with a soiree at the Historical Society of Washington, DC, called “1,000 Strong.”

But this morning Hoop Dreams sent out a brief, terse announcement that the event was canceled “due to lack of ticket sales.”

“For the few people who purchased tickets online you will receive a full refund,” read the cancellation notice.

Hoop Dreams’ cause remains righteous. This party might be canceled, but the party can’t be over for this bunch.

Other hoops-related charities are claiming big doings around here: The group Nothing But Nets, also known for raising funds through basketball tournaments, is holding a series of local events this week with the Mystics, DC United, the Bayhawks and Michelle Obama and Jack Evans, and says it will use the proceeds to send 10,000 malaria nets to various refugee camps in Africa.

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Good golly, did David Letterman look like a coward and a buffoon last night, caving in and bumbling through a fake apology for his lazy line about Sarah Palin’s daughter getting “knocked up” by Alex Rodriguez.

Yeah, talk about an athlete impregnating a Palin daughter really isn’t fit for a late-night monologue. It’s ok to use that material in a campaign press release, however.

Guess it’s all been said. But let’s take another look at Palin with her daughters at the Flyers game during the campaign, one of many appearances at sporting events where she’s used her kids as human shields.

What network fool told Letterman to crater?

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