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You just knew Dan Snyder would get his hands on some stimulus money!

Six Flags has just signed a new sponsorship deal with Chrysler. According to a press release issued by Snyder’s theme park chain earlier today, this means cars produced by Chrysler will remain “the Official Vehicles of Six Flags.” Also under the new deal, the littlest of what was once the Big Three automakers will subsidize Fourth of July celebrations at Snyder’s theme parks.

Birds of a feather, you could say: Six Flags filed for bankruptcy protections about two weeks ago. Chrysler filed for bankruptcy protections in late April, but only after getting about $12 buh-buh-buh-billion in handouts from the federal government.

Now Snyder’s getting a taste.

What’s wrong with this country?

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