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The Onion has another brilliant feature on the newest time-out entertainment gimmick catching fire in the sports world: the Fuck-Cam.*

Of course, these geniuses located the gimmick at a stadium where the fans need the most diversions: Nationals Park.

A portion:

“We’ve been really surprised and delighted by the crowd reaction,” said Washington Nationals public relations director Janine Perry, who started the Fuck-Cam program that has since been emulated by every other ballpark in the major leagues, except Miller Park in Milwaukee. “Apparently, people who like watching baseball games also really enjoy watching other people have sex.

The Kiss-Cam is a little passe, come to think of it…

*I’d put “NSFW” in here, but after last week’s cover, anybody who comes here better know what they can get.