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The great Thom Loverro is now on Dan Snyder’s payroll. And his newspaper boss couldn’t be happier about it! Washington Times Executive Editor John Solomon touts Loverro’s new show on Snyder’s WTEM in a front-page story! Says putting Loverro on WTEM “creates the perfect marriage, and the beneficiary will be the listening public.”

What about the reading public?

Dang.

Quibblers might point out that Loverro’s been cashing Snyder’s checks ever since the Skins owner bought WTEM, what with Loverro, my favorite columnist in DC and a fabulous guy, being a regular paid guest on the station’s drive-time jewel, “The Sports Reporters.” But this makes Loverro’s ties to Snyder so, well, official.

Oh, well, we’re all gonna be working for Snyder eventually.

Which reminds me: Dan, there’s an auction on August 25! I’ve noticed a gaping hole in your multi-media portfolio! This could fill it! At least take a look!