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Just in time for Skins training camp to open, the Washington Post unveils Fantasy Check, its fantasy football site.

In one of his opening posts, Mr. Fantasy, also known as writer Gene Wang, mulls going after Michael Vick and decides he ain’t gonna.

I’ve always stayed away from this stuff, because I’m scared. Over the years I’ve watched more friends throw it all away — families, fall Sundays, the ability to hold a conversation, etc… — on fantasy football than on booze and drugs combined.

What I’m saying is: It must be awwwwsummmm.

*Lazy headline, for sure, but I love this song like few others…