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CP alum Joe Eaton is still crushing dreams—-this time of people who hope to game the Car Allowance Rebate System program. Offers to split the rebate are illegal—-though you’ll really save money gassing up for that ride to prison. And you can’t buy a clunker and trade it in, since you have to have owned the car for more than a year. What’s a dishonest person to do?