City Paper is not for tourists
This very morning will prove to have been a very dangerous one in American history, as President Barack Obama seeks to indoctrinate millions of impressionable little children with his communist ideology and his hatred of white people.
Below, we break down some of the key language in his “stay in school”, “work hard,” “listen to your parents,” “be responsible,” “do something with your life,” “education” speech, available at whitehouse.gov, though, on second thought, don’t click there, as it might launch some kind of White House-concocted virus into your computer that will then send radical messages into your brain.
When I was young, my family lived in Indonesia for a few years, and my mother didn’t have the money to send me where all the American kids went to school. Indonesia! Barry wasn’t born in the U.S. after all! And he’s Muslim! We’ve been saying these things all along!
But I’m here today because I have something important to discuss with you. “Something important.” See, that’s just code for his radical agenda.
I’ve talked a lot about your government’s responsibility for setting high standards, supporting teachers and principals, and turning around schools that aren’t working where students aren’t getting the opportunities they deserve. Government takeover not just of health care, but of your thinking!
Maybe you could be a good writer – maybe even good enough to write a book or articles in a newspaper – but you might not know it until you write a paper for your English class.Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels probably practiced writing in English class, too, and look what they came up with: the Communist Manifesto!
There were times when I missed having a father in my life. There were times when I was lonely and felt like I didn’t fit in. This, obviously, is why he hates white people.
So I wasn’t always as focused as I should have been. I did some things I’m not proud of, and got in more trouble than I should have. And my life could have easily taken a turn for the worse. A reverse psychology way of getting kids to smoke pot.
The story of America isn’t about people who quit when things get tough. It’s about people who kept going, who tried harder, who loved their country too much to do anything less than their best. It’s the story of students who sat where you sit 250 years ago, and went on to wage a revolution and found this nation. He said revolution!
Thank you, God bless you, and God bless America. He gets polite at the end here to try to fool you into thinking he is an upstanding, moral man. So transparent.
Enjoy your day today, the country goes to hell from here.