City Paper is not for tourists
There’s quite a line in today’s Washington Post Metro story on the crackdown on partying at the University of Maryland.
Campus police confiscate kegs. They ask students not to congregate in the streets. Also among the things officers do during a night shift described by reporter Jenna Johnson: “check parking garages for rocking cars.”
Writing suggestions for next time: “check parking garages for cars where fuel is being injected,” or “check parking garages for cars in which the engine’s in overdrive,” or “check parking garages for cars in which students are engaging in an act of sexual intercourse, thus causing the vehicle to rock.”