City Paper is not for tourists
AMAZING story by Paul Duggan this morning about horrorcore rap, goth, murder, and part-time preaching. In Farmville, Va.! (Hey Spin, 2009 called and it wants 1999 back! Get Mark Schone! Get Mike Rubin to do a sidebar! Get me if those guys are busy! It’s time to get the band back together!)
After the jump: No way lynching this Census employee related to carefully stoked nutball rage; Caps, Nats win; Terry Wogan standing next to a cake of Terry Wogan.
Ruh roh! You don’t think all that birther/9/12/teabaggin’/townhallin’ had anything to do with this horrific murder, do you? Oh don’t be ridonkulous! (HT: Federal Eye) Also, this just in, dead body in SW.
ANNALS OF HUMAN BEHAVIOR DEPT: Here is a photo I took this morning at the entrance to Rock Creek Park on Calvert Street NW. As you can see, the entrance is blocked off. Why? Who knows! But here are people not just ignoring the sign, but LINING UP TO IGNORE THE SIGN. They can’t go down the hill—-Park Police have blocked off the road further down, too. Why do people assume “DO NOT ENTER” means “EVERYONE BUT YOU, OF COURSE”?
Finally, if you are British or love someone who is, you probably watch the Eurovision Song Contest whenever you can. (Or is that just me?) ANYWAY, here is a picture of longtime Eurovision presenter Terry Wogan next to a life-sized cake of himself. #WEIRD!