City Paper is not for tourists
1) Washington Post Magazine chat turns into TOTAL BLOODBATH! Readers want to know: WHY DO THE ARTICLES LOOK LIKE ADS? WHY DID YOU USE THOSE FONTS? HOW IN THE HELL DID SECOND GLANCE MAKE THE CUT? Editors stammer, run inside, toss a Chuck Brown feature off the parapets. It’s not gonna work!
After the jump, more evidence the whole town is going Montecore.
2) Thomas Boswell turns on the Nats, but maybe he’s turning on all of D.C. when he calls it “the only top-10 market with the gall to act like a bottom-five town.” REVOLUTION!
4) The new Washington Post local homepage causes me to turn against remaining informed! Not because of the page, which I like, but because of this animated lady with a Smedneck accent who keeps popping up every time I return. Isn’t there some kind of technology that ensures I see her only once?
What’s next? A mob in front of Ian MacKaye‘s house demanding he apologize for Egg Hunt?
BIKE COMMUTING CORNER: Soon it will rain a lot. Get yourself some fenders. There are many expensive ways to do this, and I used to subscribe to them, but these days I’m high on the “chromoplastic” SKS fenders that you can pop on in a half-hour and that do just as nice a job as expensive French or Japanese ones that you need to pay some guy at City Bikes $30 to install after you nearly kill yourself trying to get a decent fender line that can be destroyed by a stick getting sucked up between your tire and fender. These will simply detach safely if that happens. Don’t be the chump with the gnarvosis stripe up your back! Buy them from REI and they’ll ship them to the store for free.
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