How would you like to see the Redskins take on the Cowboys? —- AND have the Washington Redskins Cheerleaders soap up and scrub down your car???

Well? How would you like that?

Check out that ad!

It appears on the Web site for WTEM, Dan Snyder‘s sports talk station, to promote the latest listener contest. Top prize will bring the Redskins cheerleaders over to wash your car.

Kinda yucky?

The radio ads are just as outrageous, with panting males and all sorts of breathy talk of scrubbing and rubbing. The campaign is also just the latest evidence of Snyder’s thing for cheerleaders. He took over the Washington Redskins Cheerleaders shortly after buying the team, and has increased their role in his global marketing scheme ever since.

The car wash campaign marks a new level of subservience for the Redskins Cheerleaders, and cheerleaders in general. The message is: “Put down your pom poms and grab a sponge!” That tells the world that Snyder can force his troupe to put on something skimpy and service Joe Sixpack.

Basically, Snyder’s pushing a Madonna/Whore image for his cheerleaders.

Well, minus the Madonna.

(AFTER THE JUMP: More on the Redskins cheerleaders? Snyder is being called “Lord Farquaad”? PhotoGate update: Snyder really did censor Dan Steinberg? Isn’t the Leonsis worship getting outta hand? Guaranteed Win Night proves AGAIN that it’s a sure thing? Remember “The Sure Thing”?)

Look for more about the Redskins’ owner’s history with cheerleaders in a Cheap Seats column that’ll come out sometime later this week.


Update on PhotoGate: Dan Snyder DID censor Dan Steinberg’s photos from the Tampa Bay game!

Steinberg had chronicled the ill-will among the home fans at FedExField, and his piece was accompanied by photos of the ill-willed wearing anti-Snyder T-shirts and garb.

Steinberg took the photos himself, while walking around the stadium. He’s been taking those photos at FedExField and posting them without problems since he started doing the Sports Bog.

But hours after he put up shots of the Tampa Bay game, a game during which stadium security confiscated thousands and thousands of bags that discontented ticket buyers planned to wear on their heads, those photos disappeared from

Steinberg, my former regular Friday lunch date, declined to comment on what went on.

But sports editor Matt Vita says the photos were pulled from Steinberg’s Bog at the behest of the Redskins: “The Redskins said he was in violation of his credentials for taking the photographs. We honored that request, because at the end of the day, they control access to their facility.”

Vita would not discuss the possible implications of ignoring the Redskins request to yank the photos.

Round: Snyder, 10-8.*


Over at Dan Snyder’s message board,, some of the discontented have taken to calling the owner “Lord Farquaad.”

That’s harsh. But it beats the crap outta “Synder.”


Leonard Shapiro, who was taking his slams of Dan Snyder to the Miami Herald recently, has brought ’em all back home to the Washington Post. Well, to, anyway.

Shapiro goes down the path of comparing Snyder to Ted Leonsis.

This Caps team is great fun, and Leonsis these days is impossible not to love, being the open, accessible owner of a winning team. Just a couple years ago, he was brawling with Caps fans in the concourse of the home arena! Yet he’s still out there glad-handing and giving fans and players and George McPhee all the credit.

And, sure, Snyder remains in hiding, and after hearing a couple boos and “Lord Farquaad!”‘s he’s ordering his thugs to take your paper bags away.

But the Caps worship is getting out of hand. This ain’t the first time the Capitals have been pretty good. The current Caps squad hasn’t gotten as far, and absent #8 isn’t as obviously talented, as the 1989-1990 squad, and that team’s fans were as committed and crazy. Nobody put Abe Pollin on a pedestal back then.

Damn, that was 20 years ago? What a geezer post this is!


Guaranteed Win Night comes in again!

Cheap Seats Daily spied that +52-run run differential differential (R2D2™) the Minnesota Twins enjoyed over the Detroit Tigers, and couldn’t lay off the Twins in the one-game playoff to get into the standard postseason.

Some folks might have been worried when Detroit was up a run in the top of the 10th, or had the bases loaded with one out in the 11th.

But not us.

No, not us, even as we “watched” the game on’s silly/amazing MLB GameCast and figures flashed on-screen saying that Detroit had a 72 pecent chance to win the game with a guy on second and one out in the 11th, so Minnesota intentionally walked a guy, and that gave Detroit runners on first and second and a 74 percent chance to win the game. (I’m no baseball guy, but if you increase the opponent’s chance of winning by intentionally putting a runner on first in that situation, how come EVERY manager does it?)

But, again, while we were confused by the pro-Detroit percentages, we were not worried. Because here at Cheap Seats Daily, we know, to re-quote the dumbass adage we made up while begging folks to put the mortgage and then some on Minnesota, that pitching might win championships, but R2D2 Wins Ballgames™!

Vegas has gotta be worried about the success of Cheap Seats Daily’s free touting service. Good thing for Delaware that that state didn’t get sports gambling like it wanted, or by now both my readers would own half of Wilmington.

Plainly, Guaranteed Win Night™ is the surest thing since Nicolette Sheridan. (IMDB’s database lists Sheridan’s character in the 1984 movie The Sure Thing as “The Sure Thing.”)

Watching that movie clip now, among the things that occur to me is that Sheridan mighta been the template for Snyder’s vision of a Washington Redskins cheerleader. She just needs a sponge.


*Full disclosure: I freelance music reviews for the Washington Post.

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