City Paper is not for tourists
The Washington Nationals took out a full-page advertisement in Sunday’s Washington Post.
Sure, the Nats season ended a while ago. But it makes sense that the Lerners would reach out while local sports fans are planning their sports ticket budgets and deleting Dan Snyder and Redskins.
But this Nationals ad is horrible.
After an all-glowing recap of the 2009 season — two of these three made the cut: Zimmerman/Dunn had big homer totals, Stephen Stasburg signed, and the Nats had THE WORST RECORD IN ALL OF BASEBALL — the ad copy climaxes with “[W]e can all see why Washington, DC is truly becoming the home of the National Pastime in the Nation’s Capital.”
Washington, DC is the home of baseball in the Nation’s Capital? Who knew?
And who wrote that?
WUSA is also kicking the Redskins when they’re down. Advertisements for the local CBS affiliate that ran during the Ravens game yesterday urged Skins fans to “sound off ” about the team.
“We won’t throw away your signs!” said the voiceover.
Ouchie wouchie! Didn’t you WUSA guys used to be covert “partners” with Snyder and help him out with all his infomercials? Guess the contract’s up.
(AFTER THE JUMP: Reebok boasts of its butt-enhancement powers? Shannon Sharpe goes after the Redskins? Dan Marino goes after the Redskins? 66 percent of CBS viewers go after the Redskins? Dan Marino says Bill Cowher ain’t gonna go for the Redskins? Heath Shuler has MVP award taken away from him by Politico? Ethics panel still gunning for Shuler? Chest bumping on the sidelines can get you suspended?)
Another commercial during the Ravens broadcast that showed the decline of Western Civilization came from Reebok, which is trying now to sell shoes using the motto: “Better legs and a better butt with every step.”
The national folks got into the Skins-kicking swing of things, too: CBS pre-game show panelist Shannon Sharpe showed up on the set wearing a bag over his head, and carrying a sign that said “Fire Dan, In Bill We Trust” with an arrow pointing at fellow panelist and likely target of Dan Snyder affection Bill Cowher.
Sharpe’s get up inspired another CBS pundit, Dan Marino, to jump in that because of the disastrous managment in Washington, the Skins won’t be able to sign a “big time” coach.
Marino didn’t mention Cowher by name, but the implication was clear. Given the high stakes, Marino wouldn’t have said that without consulting Cowher. Cowher just smiled after Marino spoke.
Guess that means The Countdown to Cowher
Also, 66 percent of the respondents to a CBS poll about what ails the Redskins said the biggest problem is the owner.
Heath Shuler almost had a good week. On Tuesday, Shuler (D-NC) led the Congressional football team to an overtime win over the Capitol Police squad in a charity football game at the DC Armory. Shuler was 29-45 with five TDs.
“It kind of brings back old times,” Shuler told the Asheville Citizen-Times, his hometown paper. By “old times,” he means his days playing QB with the Swain County High School Maroon Devils, not the Redskins.
For his performance, the Citizen-Times reported, Shuler was named the game’s MVP.
But maybe the lawmen will laugh last. While Shuler was celebrating his finest football moments in DC, the Washington Post reported that investigators with a House of Representatives ethics panel are still looking into a land deal Shuler was involved in back in Knoxville, where he was once a superstar with the University of Tennessee and later a real estate honcho.
From the Post piece:
Before he was elected to Congress in 2006, Shuler invested in a real estate development called the Cove at Blackberry Ridge near Knoxville. The investment is worth from $5 million to $25 million, according to his financial disclosure reports. In August 2008, the [Knoxville] News-Sentinel reported that the TVA gave the Cove waterfront rights to build a boat dock in exchange for other land the real estate venture owned. The swap was made while Shuler sat on a House transportation subcommittee that oversaw the operations of the TVA, an entity chartered by Congress to manage the Tennessee Valley and its resources.
Worse yet, the Post originally misspelled his name (“Schuler”) in the story’s headline, and closed out the story with: “A call to Schuler seeking comment was not returned.”
But the harshest blow came in Politico, which reported that Rep. Anthony Wiener (D-NY), and not Shuler, was actually named the charity football game’s most valuable player.
And, yes, Politico also misspelled his name. From Politico’s game write-up: “Heath Schuler has the offense humming after a sluggish beginning,” an announcer at the game said.
(More bad news on the Shuler beat late last week, Benjie Shuler, Heath Shuler’s brother and former business partner in Heath Shuler Real Estate, what was once a powerhouse Knoxville agency, declared bankruptcy. In court filings, Benjie Shuler, who also was a reciever at the University of Tennessee while Heath was QB, listed assets of $265,000 and liabilities of over $10 million.)
Sunday’s Washington Post has a maddening story about a superstar running back from Broad Run High School facing a suspension from an upcoming playoff game for chest bumping teammates after touchdowns. One of the chest bumps occurred on the sideline, the Post reported. Any player who gets two personal foul calls has to sit out a game. Broad Run’s next game will come in the playoffs. Broad Run coaches have appealed the suspension, and Northern Virginia athletic officials have the opportunity to reverse the call.
Perhaps some facts have been twisted as the tale made its way from the sideline to the Sunday paper.
But if that story’s legit, if a chest bump on the sidelines after a touchdown will indeed ruin a player’s season, whoever made that call should never be allowed to work with kids again.
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