City Paper is not for tourists
Dan Snyder came out of hiding or France or wherever he went while Rome burned to say he’s sorry. Well, to say “we” are sorry.
“We feel frustration and we feel sorry for our fans,” Snyder told a crowd at an event the Redskins organized. He was standing at a podium in front of a gang of players in jerseys and behind a placard that said “Children Come First.” As I noticed during a shot of the owner’s box in last week’s Monday Night Football broadcast, Snyder looks smaller these days than he ever did. (Seriously: Check out this video from WUSA.) Reminds me of what happened to Rev. Dimmesdale in the Cliff’s Notes version of The Scarlet Letter.
(AFTER THE JUMP: 2% of WRC viewers are “Thrilled!” by Dan Snyder’s mini-contrition? The Bathroom Diaries are looking for a few good places to squat? Have they considered FedExField’s beer-friendly head? The EagleBank Bowl adds a conference? Wes Unseld gets a street named after him? Will it be clogged in the middle at all times?)
After leaving the stage, Snyder talked briefly with reporters, but Brett Haber reports for WUSA-TV that the owner refused to answer any questions about the treatment of the fans he feels sorry for, the ones he’s taken signs from and ejected for yelling anti-management slogans or wearing anti-Snyder shirts.
Still, just in case this press stop signaled the dawning of a new era of glasnost at Redskins Park, I contacted the team to request a turn at interviewing Snyder.
Longtime Snyder spokesman Karl Swanson, who hasn’t been as available to me as he once was, wrote back quickly, just like the old days.
“I’m not sure I’d call being stopped on a sidewalk by a couple of reporters an interview,” Swanson said, “but in any event he does not plan on any formal interviews during the season.”
Hey, informal’s cool with me, Dan! Have you seen my wardrobe? Informal’s pretty much the only game I can play!
But I’m guessing Swanson’s telling me my request has been denied.
WRC-TV posted some video of Snyder’s comments on its Web site last night, along with a “Sound Off” function where viewers could rate what they watched.
The scoring, as of this morning:
Thrilled: 2% Sad: 3% Intrigued: 4% Bored: 8 % Laughing: 17 %, and, the big winner, Furious: 66%
The Bathroom Diaries, which bills itself as “The World’s Largest Database of Restroom Locations,” is now taking nominations for the 2009-2010 Golden Plunger Awards. These honors go annually to the best restrooms around the globe.
I think the FedExField bathrooms deserve serious consideration.
The Bathroom Diaries Web site lists past winners of the Plunger. Sure, they all look less viral than Snyder’s loo. But, far as I can tell, no previous Plunger honoree had guys with big tubs of Bud Light waiting for you as you flush.
And as both my readers know: FedEx is the home of BeerInTheBathroomsGate.
(Check out the mission statement from The Bathroom Diaries, a site founded in 2000 by Lynchburg, Va.’s Mary Ann Racin that now lists over 12,000 places to do your business: “Few would visit a country without some advanced information, yet our tender bits are exposed to uncharted territories with no help or assistance. At our most vulnerable, we are blind. Well, no more.”)
The EagleBank Bowl has broadened its horizons. Organizers have announced they will accept schools from the Big 12 Conference beginning next year.
The game was originally designed to feature one of the service academies against an ACC squad each year. But that setup relied on the military schools fielding bowl-eligible football teams. Navy did its part last season, winning enough games in the regular season to earn a matchup with Wake Forest at RFK in the inaugural tilt. Air Force is a member of the Mountain West Conference, and its obligations to the MWC, which include mandatory appearances in bowls which that conference has contracts with, have proven more cumbersome than EagleBank Bowl planners counted on.
And then there’s Army, which just isn’t bowl material most seasons. Army is supposed to be the academy invitee to this year’s EagleBank Bowl. But Army’s on the bubble, at best, for bowl eligibility. Six wins are required. Army is now 3-5, and will lose this weekend at Air Force.
Army could well beat VMI and North Texas later this month. That would put the team at 5-6 heading into the season finale.
That’ll mean its bowl eligibility, and a lot of EagleBank Bowl dollars, will be decided against Navy. Army will be a massive underdog going into that game.
The new deal with the Big 12 will take some pressure off organizers to find eligible teams. And Navy can still play every third year.
(The Big 12 pact doesn’t kick in until next season. If Army loses out and things get really rough this year, the EagleBank folks can always add a Gary Clark Party to the agenda to get local folks really interested.)
Wes Unseld, known during his NBA days for clogging thoroughfares, now has one named after him. Baltimore officials announced that the 200 block of what was once known as Hilton Street will now be called Unselds Way.
From the street-renaming announcement, I learned a couple things about Unseld that I probably should have known. First, he and his wife have operated a private school in Baltimore, the Unselds School, since the late 1970s. Also, Unseld has lived in Baltimore since coming to the Bullets in 1968, having stayed there even after Abe Pollin moved the team to Landover in 1973.
So for all the years Wes Unseld was a fixture in this market, he never lived around here.
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