The man whom we all have critiqued
Was in the news twice when it leaked
I’m sorry ’bout mama
But live tee-vee drama?
My int’rest could not be more piqued

The ante is upped on the feud
‘Bout loopholes the bill should include
The bishops are wary
That if gays can marry
They’ll have to comply or be sued

Unclear if he quit or got sacked
But Wepman now has his bags packed
The count under Rhee
Has risen to three
Can anyone work there intact?

The lane is now open for biking
But not quite to everyone’s liking
To bike contraflow
Is causing some woe
And street markings…well…they are striking

So speaking of gear-heads and grease
Hizzoner says now he will cease
In future, while training
The man is refraining
From hauling ’round District police