The man whom we all have critiqued Was in the news twice when it leaked I’m sorry ’bout mama But live tee-vee drama? My int’rest could not be more piqued

The ante is upped on the feud ‘Bout loopholes the bill should include The bishops are wary That if gays can marry They’ll have to comply or be sued

Unclear if he quit or got sacked But Wepman now has his bags packed The count under Rhee Has risen to three Can anyone work there intact?

The lane is now open for biking But not quite to everyone’s liking To bike contraflow Is causing some woe And street markings…well…they are striking

So speaking of gear-heads and grease Hizzoner says now he will cease In future, while training The man is refraining From hauling ’round District police