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The guy who once married Ms. Rhee
Is lucky as pundits can be
T’was recently crowned
The best one around
According to public decree

So here is a question to weigh:
Which one of these earns the most pay?
Ms. Rhee as a chick
Or WaPo’s new pick
Or dude who blocked 18th and K