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Some turkeys have all of the luck
(like those who are born as a duck)
Just one gets a pardon
Out in the rose garden
For years and years longer, he’ll cluck

Some other events of past days:
Abe Pollin got posthumous praise
Something ’bout Wizards
What’s that? Turkey gizzards!
Excuse my post-prandial haze…