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A word in the city’s defense

The hard-working staff must be tense
Massages relax
Unless you pay tax
In which case they serve to incense

Massage ain’t the only weird charge
And I’m no detective like Marge
But isn’t the issue
(Beyond the deep tissue)
What’s right when recession looms large?