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A week after guards were deceived
An invite, of sorts, they’ve received
They say at this hearing
They won’t be appearing
A plan that has Thompson (D-Miss.) quite peeved

An invite might seem a formality
Not so, it turns out, in reality
To slip by a sentry
Is false pretense entry
What’s that, do I smell illegality?