With home rule the end of the line As Fenty gets ready to sign With Congress encumbered And medd’ling days numbered Here’s hoping the bill will be fine

From this to her weapon collection Lanier had a week of deflection: Don’t focus on Jones Just think of the stones It took to fit in, sans protection

These plans for a structure inflatable Could raise a concern that’s relatable A bubble like that Could make it look fat (Too late? Well yes, that is debatable)

This lim’rick, it seems in a hurry? If so, ’cause there’s cause for Great Worry There’s snow! Scream and shout! And freak the fuck out (Five bucks says it’s only a flurry)