With home rule the end of the line
As Fenty gets ready to sign
With Congress encumbered
And medd’ling days numbered
Here’s hoping the bill will be fine

From this to her weapon collection
Lanier had a week of deflection:
Don’t focus on Jones
Just think of the stones
It took to fit in, sans protection

These plans for a structure inflatable
Could raise a concern that’s relatable
A bubble like that
Could make it look fat
(Too late? Well yes, that is debatable)

This lim’rick, it seems in a hurry?
If so, ’cause there’s cause for Great Worry
There’s snow! Scream and shout!
And freak the fuck out
(Five bucks says it’s only a flurry)