The year started off on the Mall (If you weren’t a purple tic thrall) We stood there and shivered As Barry delivered A moment for years to recall

Come summer, nine people were lost When train control signals got crossed Commutes were enraging Since Metro is aging But fixing it comes at great cost

A self-proclaimed pol “who is moral” Turned stalkerish after a quarrel It got convoluted But problems were rooted In lack of attention, um, oral

The lesson that Graham learned this year Was watch whom you’re keeping too near With interns so shooty And Loza’s cab booty It’s huge that Jim’s still in the clear

Forgive me for what I have missed (I know it’s a really huge list) There’s Rhee and there’s Fenty For now, this is plenty It’s time to go out and get kissed!