The year started off on the Mall
(If you weren’t a purple tic thrall)
We stood there and shivered
As Barry delivered
A moment for years to recall

Come summer, nine people were lost
When train control signals got crossed
Commutes were enraging
Since Metro is aging
But fixing it comes at great cost

A self-proclaimed pol “who is moral”
Turned stalkerish after a quarrel
It got convoluted
But problems were rooted
In lack of attention, um, oral

The lesson that Graham learned this year
Was watch whom you’re keeping too near
With interns so shooty
And Loza’s cab booty
It’s huge that Jim’s still in the clear

Forgive me for what I have missed
(I know it’s a really huge list)
There’s Rhee and there’s Fenty
For now, this is plenty
It’s time to go out and get kissed!