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Need a loan – $1000 (Annapolis)

Date: 2009-12-30, 8:51PM EST Reply to: sale-esztp-1531265292@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
I am 16 years old with tons of collateral. I need about $1000 cash asap. I can’t ask my parents because it is for their anniversary. I just really need help and can give PS3, Xbox 360, PC, Golf Clubs, Guitar Amplifiers. Please help me out if you can. I know its a lot, but I really need this. Thanks.
  • Location: Annapolis
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1531265292

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Guitar amps, eh? Like, with tubes? Um, I mean, can anybody help the brother out?